Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed
this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog
LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW
do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
When you see someone wearing a shirt of your favorite band
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
HELLO. IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE AUTOMATICALLY PROMISING NOT TO HURT YOURSELF TODAY. NO TAKE BACKS.
I saved this lil guy from my evil cat Dizzy
he’s so cute. I named him Kiki. we’re bonding. :3
THE LIL BITCH BIT ME
I thought we had something special
diZZY. DIZZY COME HERE.
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]